oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.

There's really too many to list for me, but I'll tell you one that a few people have reminded me of.

New years eve, and I was dressed up to the hilt.. In women's clothes and stupidly high high heels.

I was a bit of a drinker back then etc., and had a few before I went out. And after about 10 pints more, I decided to take 3e's at once, thinking I was a bit hardcore and all that, as you do. Well, the 'e's' kicked in and I carried on drinking - about another 10 pints in the process - and invited everyone I know back to my house.

I eventually made it back to mine, after falling on my face about 20 times due to the high heels and the massive intake of chemicals, and ended up falling asleep in the passage on all fours. In the morning I kinda woke up and realised my head was hurting massively - but no where near as much as my arse.

Turns out, that every time someone walked though the passage, they pulled my skirt up and smacked my arse due to the ever kindly nature of my best friend at the time.

Not much of a moment of stupidity, granted, but it was quite an amusing story to tell, however shortened.

Oh, heels are dangerous, MP - heels & chemicals combined (& cruel mates) is a recipe for disaster.

Blue_Tackler wrote:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand a word of this?

Yes.. and no.

Gilly wrote:
I didn't want to say anything in case it was SZ speak

That's fair enough, Evie, we do talk in tongues sometimes.

^Edit^ - I think I've sussed it.

Hey, Blue. Are you having a moment of stupidity?

PS Gilly might put this as my bottom line ''this is well waffle munter bruv''

Blue_Tackler wrote:
Tupac being the millennial version of schrodingers cat.....

Have some posts disappeared?

Not that I know of.

I where, what happened to my cry baby posts.

They were on the welcome thread, weren't they? I think they'll be amongst the 'unwelcoming' posts that were split off & put in vent.

*Edit* yep, 3rd page here...

sanctumzone.co.uk/forum/Vent-Room/93987-...es.html?limitstart=0

Gilly wrote:
Ok so I'll just go down and attach this to the vent room don't tell psketti

Hello, my name is Hugo, I joined the DIF in 2008.

I'm so, so sorry.

Blue_Tackler wrote:

I was once driving along a road in Somerset, now that might seem moment of stupidity of it's own but believe me it geths worsse
(sew duz moi spelin)

I decided to stop at a station where there waz available petroleum spirit for sale to use for fueling the motor car that I was in charge of, we all know that you don't own cars when the registration documentation says 'Keeper' it's a bit like the keeper in a z00 h00 L00ks after the g0riler.

He don't own the gorrilllla he/she keeps it.

Anyhow whilst collecting my fuelage I decided to try my luck at lunch eating so bought a Somerset pasty, It's not like a Cornish pasty becaus it comes from Somerset,

Next.

(Next bit of informational stupidity not Next the high street clothes mongerer)

I drove away wiv the Somerset pasty on my knee in my autovehicle and decided to have eat it, it was un of dem warm uns that goesin a hot tank in the petroleum gauge shifting facility.

I ate it.

That's not where the story ends.

After driving more along Somerset I saw a flake of pasty pastry on me jumper, oh what a treat.

I picked it off me jumper and shoved it in me gob.
Next thing paw paw paw it was moving in me gob, I spat it out, it wernt a bit of pasty pastry it was a moff.

That's right a moff in my mawth.

that's the End of me mawment of stupidity btw it neva 'append I just made it up.

Too many to list, usually on a daily occurance.

novum wrote:
Well just pick one to entertain us with, Nov.