Gilly wrote:
I once donated to World Vision.

How you like them apples.

Part two.

I stopped at a pub in I went and I said '' Many in tonight George'' George replied ''One or two.... One..or...two'' after a long pause...

''We ad a couple of them city slickers in earlier, said they wanted to try the Somerset pork''

'Oh' say's I,'' did you give 'em any George?''

George replied ''Two slices of pigs arse I did''.

'Oh' say's I ''Did they 'ave a drink George''

''Yes'' say's George '' He wanted a pint of Gin'ess or summink like that, she wanted one of them new fangled alchopoops''

''Oh'' say's I '' what did you give 'em George?''

''Two pints of sheep dip I did'' say's George.

'Oh' say's I ''what did they say about all that then George?''

''Not much'' say's George '' But they did have a funny look on their faces as they walked out the door, I shouted at 'em, You'll have a funny look on your faces in the morning in all''

''Thanks George'' say's I, I really mean it George, thank you for allowing me to make you up''.

Are you having a nice, relaxing smoke, perchance, Blue?

No Gilly I'm just a bit weird



I mean weird peculiar or difficult to befriend ....

Not weird like this

hugorune wrote:

Not alone with this one, as a kid watching the morning news I was devastated by my vision of Gorilla's running around being shot up, fucking semantics.

The step dad once told me to go wash my face in the toilet - Mum was treated to walking into the bathroom as I sobbed dipping a bit of tissue into the shit bowl transferring it to my face, O how the family laughed lol *disclaimer I was 5 at the time I swears Guv*

I'll befriend you, Blue - you're my kind of weird.

Hiya Liliths, not seen you about for a while.

Hiya Gilly well mercury went retro back in 2013 and screwed up my discernment facilities, instead of hanging here and welcoming in the new Mullet- gate with you all, I was being fucked over by a wannbe sociopath...life and it's lovely learning curves aaaah you've got to love 'em. How have you been keeping? Hope Glen (MP) is still about?

There are just way too many sociopaths on the loose these days, preying on us sweet, innocent types.

Glen's still around - comes & goes, & nobody dares to ask where he's been in his hooded cape, with that eerie glint in his eye and strange aroma clinging to him.

But you're in time. I think there's still sport to be had from Mr Mullet, as he's yet to be removed in a black maria or XL butterfly net, biting and screaming re the imbecility of his captors.

When i heard the phrase "that's a guerrilla country", I always thought they were saying "that's a Gorilla country". I thought it was Weird how
The USA placed militaries using the CIA, and then They called them GORILLAS.

I also remember in George Harrison's song SAVOY SHUFFLE, i would always hear "comfort desserts you, you know it's good news"
And it's: coffeee, dessert,you know it's good news".




Hi lilliths, nice to see you around again love.

Yeah Icke never learned any etiquette at Messiah complex school, at least David Shayler wears a dress and creates rainbow warriors, Icke just morphs more and more into Alan Partridge with each passing day


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Hey Chand good to see you fella, hope all's well with you?!

Gilly wrote:




Hello again lilith

Liliths F_U wrote:
Still here ya massive lesbian

I subscribed to the boozeletter once

Oh lordy!

Icke must have been the inspiration for that Partridge clip!

Gilly wrote:
He is genuinely the Alan Partridge of conspiraguru's.

Yeah I'm doing fine, enjoying summer here, while it lasts,
( before The Illuminati take it away LOL)

mild_peril wrote:
We all did while drunk on idealism and naivety, and hey we haven't gone completely off topic being a PS was a moment of stupidity gone nuclear - only ever do stupidity when it's really stupid otherwise you're not going get your full stupidities worth.
It's a fucking art.

Liliths F_U wrote:
Sound advice, indeed.

Liliths F_U wrote:
I was drunk on Spanish lager and brandy at the time.

Gilly wrote:
Pretty sure Steve Coogan hybrid Richard Madeley and Icke to form Franken-Partridge, a tripartite of god head.

Hey Chand, watch out for the evil equinox the count down starts today, was down by the stones watching the druids do their Imbolic rite today. Enjoy the Sun before we north hemmies steals it