@ Gilly, I'm now on Champix and it's the bollocks.

@ oioioi, no need to say sorry, that name kicks ass.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Aha! You're here now - I've asked you loads of times whether you've got a dog yet, then you disappear for eons & don't see it!

Gilly wrote:
sorry, I am still deciding. It might take months!

No need to apologise! You may take as long as you like.

Just get your finger out 'cause I want to hear about fluffy cuteness!

I'll try not to take too long.

[quote="hugorune" post=92649... I don't mind admitting that I was shitting myself whilst running home and the 10 min or so it took for the ambulance to arrive seemed to last hours...[/quote]

I meant to say that she was lucky you were there. I think my husband would have just said, "Get up & stop acting the goat or I'll leave you there on the pavement".

oioioi wrote:
It's only the 11th

Gilly wrote:
I meant to say that she was lucky you were there. I think my husband would have just said, "Get up & stop acting the goat or I'll leave you there on the pavement".[/quote]

Of all the things that were going through my mind on the run back the oddest was thinking the situation reminded me of Krammer vs Krammer. The hospital was about 3 miles away so that wasn't gonna happen.

My slanting bedroom in my slanting house
My bedroom slants significantly... the right side has to be almost half an inch lower than the left side It's pretty annoying because I've actually had to put wooden boards under the top of my bed to stop all my blood from going to my head It's nuts, it's not quite as bad as the leaning tower of Piza, but it's still fairly bad-ish... maybe the house is sinking

Another thing on my mind is being able to surf the web properly, being able to use this forum as it should be... it works now! Video heavy threads load quickly, I can post more than a few lines, youtube videos are a higher resolution than 240p The emoticons are far clearer, and not just blurry blobs It's a good lappy

What else? ... ham and mustard sandwiches

We have a slanting floor upstairs too Wolf.

Also, I watched Embarrassing Fat Bodies last week and there was a bloke who had a mangina.

Stayed in a cottage in the lakes, a 14" slope in the bedroom, it was fun.

A cheese and onion crisp sandwich, washed down with a glass of port, and andrex triple deluxe bog roll

entrangermercenary1 wrote:
How very uncouth

Everyone knows kitchen rolls better

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Hmmm...does a woman with a penis have a "wenis"?

ancientstandard.com/2011/07/01/a-historical-look-at-the-wenis/

Ha, ha..... "wenis".

Ab Origine wrote:
Wouldn't that be a hermaphrodite?

One of my wenises is very hard, through leaning on it all the time while typing!

Gilly wrote:
You should get yourself a wenis-rest, pet. Mine are quite toned and baby-soft at present. Well, if you've got good points you might as well look after 'em.

Having said that...my knees are looking a bit 'nobbly' these days.