There might be benefits to having a rhino-skin wenis, should I ever have the need to assault anyone.

Likewise, nobbly knees may come in useful, should the need to nobble anyone occur.

Gilly wrote:
Alas and alack, I'm afraid my 'nobbling' days are well and truly over.

You on the other hand, not only have a fantastic set of bangers with which to severaly injure/incapacitate an assailant but you also have the leathery pouch of doom at your disposal.

"Totes jel", I believe the yoot may say (as they struggle to escape the chicane from your mighty wenis after attempting to snatch your purse and leggit).

Ab Origine wrote:
That's a bit presumptious is it not

Gillys vagina may still be akin to a petal unfolding as opposed to a leather pouch ffs

psketti wrote:
She may or may not have a vagina...I know little of these things.

I was referring to her wenis, as well you know.

Ab Origine wrote:
Uh huh

There can't be many forums that discuss other members pleasure-parts...

It's the end of a gruellingly long and tedious week at work! I shall now pour a large glass of chilled wine, submerge all my parts in a hot, perfumed, frothy bath, then possibly talk alcohol induced nonsense to anyone daft enough to pay any heed. What are your plans for the evening?

Hei Gilly! Sounds almost like my plans... After a goddamn bullshit day, I'm gonna sit tight, drink some more beers, and talk nonsense around here and our bands forum which is going through some changes. Time to make some new segments for our thrash metal band, although I think it's going to be quiet there anyway.

Blaah.... I shouldn't drink too much today, tomorrow's gonna be a rough run, we go for rehearsal and will drink and go to sauna later, long day ahead.

We're booked for some gigs by the way.

Hexhammer wrote:
You have photo for Absy, yes?

Only joking. Kind of.

My neighbours are currently playing this...really loudly.



I have to get up at 4am. Bastards.

Hell's teeth! 4am's a bit brutal!!!

Quite like the Odyssey track, but wouldn't like it under those circumstances.

Gilly wrote:
Yeah, ordinarily I'd quite like it too. In this instance however, I wish they would fuck off back to their roots.

It may not seem like much consolation, but at least they're not giving it Aga - ferking-do, at 500 decibels at 3am, as the senile delinquents around here occasionally find amusing.

Stereo Wars.....don't get mad, get even...

hey Gilly, show us yer wenis.

I'm still literally nocturnal. The snow appears to have hampered my zopiclone delivery - thanks again for the link DG. I've got work to do, but then I might have a vodka and coke.

Yeah, I've been struggling with a bout of insomnia for the last few weeks too, Lesley, so I know how rotten it is. The best cure I've ever had was when my little brother gave me a spliff. It somehow restored a normal sleep pattern.

Delivery can sometimes take a week or two (if you didn't opt for the fast shipping) Lesley, cos they ship from the far east, but it will arrive.

Abs, dude, you're the best.

The wine will sort you out Gilly.

I'm looking forward to them DG. I'm convinced the Champix has caused the insomnia, because I've never has it like this before.

My son has eaten nearly all the yummy food I got earlier. He just goes into the kitchen and seems to hoover it all up. The ammount he can eat without getting fat is amamzing really.

Gilly wrote:
That's ace

Nov, can this be added to make it ours please and thankyou